Noah Cyrus’ new EP is on its way to the store shelves, and as a way or promoting her content, the sister of Miley Cyrus has a few special products on the market. Currently, the young star is looking to cash in on her latest merchandise collaboration.
According to reports, Noah partnered with Pizzaslime for a batch of accessories and clothing, featuring pictures of her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, as well as sweatshirts that say things on them like, “Sry, I’m trash,” as well as “Noah Cyrus sucks” – channeling the legendary phrase from the 90’s rock band, Primus.
Perhaps, the most interesting item up for grabs is a bottle of “Noah tears,” for which she’s selling for $12,000. The description reads: “This is approximately 12 tears made” created by Noah as a by-product of “sadness.”
While Noah and Miley come from a family of mainstream pop success, it’s clear that both sisters don’t fear to be transgressive at all.
The advertisement suggests for consumers not to drink the tears because not only are they “pretty salty,” but it’s also just straight up weird. It reads that it would be “just super f*cking weird” if a person drank the tears of another individual.
As fans of the young singer know, she and her ex-boyfriend, Lil’ Xan, called their relationship off after just a few months together.
However, during a podcast with Adam22 on YouTube, Lil’ Xan revealed their relationship was a creation of their respective record labels, rather than a genuine one sparked from mutual admiration.
While Noah continues to be her usual self, some people online think the tears come from her breakup with Lil’Xan. One person wrote, “Are those tears from breaking up with Lil’Xan?” If their romance was merely a promotional tactic, it’s not likely the tears are a result from crying over the Total Xanarchy rapper.