The reality TV star has been full of life since completing her rehab stint. That being said, Luann de Lesseps has been performing her cabaret show and during a new stop on her tour she seemed particularly cheerful and in the mood for jokes.
She even joked about her arrest and time in rehab but also about her RHONY co-stars.
Addressing the crowd, she started: ‘I’m here, I finally made it! After being detained. I had a list of songs I wanted to sing, but I had to reconsider most of them like ‘Jailhouse Rock.’ Yeah, ‘I Fought the Law,’ but the law won. Crazy for thinking I could slip out of those handcuffs. I mean, what the hell was I thinking?’
The woman went on to say that ‘everybody should memorize three phone numbers from their phone because they confiscate your cell phone’ in jail.
‘I’m staring at a pay phone, and I can’t remember one phone number to call. And the only number I did remember, I didn’t want to call,’ she explained.
This is not the first time that she jokes about her arrest and time in rehab.
In fact, Luann did share that same piece of advice about memorizing phone numbers before, at her Cabaret show in Long Island, New York.
‘I loved rehab. I loved it so much I went back again,’ she went on to say about her two rehab stints.
Luann also played ‘F–k, Marry, Kill’ using the names of some of her Real Housewives of New York City co-stars – Sonja Morgan, Ramona Singer, and Bethenny Frankel.
‘I’d f**k Sonja, I’d marry Bethenny, and I’d kill Ramona,’ Luann told the crowd at her show.