Kathy Griffin is unstoppable! She has decided to diss all of her celebrity friends and reveal their secrets in her new memoir.
Let’s see what she has to say about some of your favorite celebrities.
First of all, Griffin seems quite bitter when it comes to Hilary Swank because she said she was homeless when she started her career. Griffin thinks she had it a lot worse, taking the comedian 10 years to find her place in Hollywood.
“Cry me a f***ing river, Hilary. You star in a Karate Kid movie at 19, and win two Oscars by 30. Go f*** yourself,” Griffin wrote.
If there is anything Kathy Griffin is best at, is pissing off celebrities. In her memoir she recalls such an instance when she managed to annoy none other than Shaquille O’Neal.
“In between takes I made some inappropriate joke at his expense, and Shaq gave me this death stare,” she admitted.
She dated Jack Black for a brief period of time and because the actor dumped her, she just had to take revenge on him by including him in her book, saying: “He lived in this filthy place, littered with video games and bongs.”
Griffin’s career ascended very slowly, reason for which it seems like the comedian lost many friends to fame – Janeane Garofalo, Molly Shannon, and Friends star Lisa Kudrow being just a few of them. “When I was hanging out with her, she had long black hair and real boobs…One day she said, ‘I’m gonna dye my hair blond, I’m gonna get a nose job, and I’m gonna get fake boobs.’ Well, it helped change her career overnight,” she revealed about Kudrow.
The comedian has written about Ellen DeGeneres that she is ‘mean’ but she has said before that the talk show host is also a bad boss. “She ran that room with an iron fist, and you could tell people were nervous around her. If she laughed, they laughed, and if she didn’t, nobody dared to,” Griffin wrote.
She even dissed Conan O’Brien, who allegedly stood her up once on a date to a friend’s wedding.
Finally, maybe the most shocking and bold statement that the comedian made in her book is that Britney Spears is the most stupid celebrity in Hollywood. “I’ve met her a couple of times, and I can safely say, she’s dumb as a stick. The truth is, she’s a complete moron, and I’m surprised she can even function.”