Kathy Griffin seems to have simply met everyone working in showbiz in her 30 years long career. This has turned out to be useful for her as she now knows all their secrets and is not afraid to make them public. You can find out everything you never knew about your favorite celebrities in the comedian’s new book “Kathy Griffin’s Celebrity Run-Ins: My A-Z Index”
Here are just a few of the secrets that you can expect to find in Griffin’s book:
Apparently, back in the 90s actor Billy Crystal ignored her in an elevator, even though she tried to start a conversation with him. Years later he became much nicer to her.
Another actor that is ignoring her these days is Will Ferrell, even though she was his improv teacher at some point. She believes that he is now “lost to fame”
“I used to take it personally, but he’s just so out of the stratosphere now with his career that I just don’t think it even occurs to him to say hello to his old pal Kathy.”
One time, Miley Cyrus flashed the comedian her breasts when Griffin pointed out that her top was see-through, saying: “Wouldn’t you be PROWD of THEEZ if you had ’em?”
At a 1998 party in Las Vegas, Griffin claims she made out with Brian Austin Green. But he allegedly took it too far. “He f***ing bit me!” she wrote in her book. Eventually he married the beautiful Megan Fox. “Good for him” says the comedian.
Griffin definitely dislikes right-wing former View panelist Elisabeth Hasselbeck. “Hasselbeck’s stupidity never ceased to amaze me. I personally saw and heard her getting the Fox News/ Republican party talking points for the day from one of the executive producers.”
She even talks about legend Michael Jackson, saying he was a lot more “normal” off-camera.
“His voice register was nothing like his high-pitched acceptance speeches and mousy interview moments. It was lower and not airy or wispy. Dare I say normal?”
Griffin is not afraid to attack the Kardashian-Jenner clan either and very straight forwardly shares her opinion on the women. In fact, she recalls that once, they asked her how she would classify them and she answered straight in their faces: “I’m going to have to stick with ‘dirty whores.'” Fortunately they took it as a joke and the reality TV stars “cheered and laughed.”
About Ashton Kutcher she said he was a “Douchebag!” “If he said five words to me the whole day, I’d be surprised. It was bizarre and rude and made me feel as if he thought I was beneath him, someone not worth talking to in the slightest.”
Griffin thinks Taylor Swift might dislike her because she looked “bewildered and not happy” when Griffin joked with her at a celebrity event.
She even dissed a “beloved daytime talk show host” because allegedly, none other than Ellen DeGeneres kicked her out of a dressing room at the Emmy Awards. “I can’t prove it, but this person, who has short blond hair, has a mean streak that all of Hollywood knows about.”